Well, my stalemate with Airtel (my ISP) continues. My last interaction with them (earlier today) went like this
Airtel Guy: Sir, this is regarding your complaint that your internet isn't working. Can you tell me about the problem?
Me: Not sure if that will help! It certainly didn't the first 28 times. But hey! Maybe 29th time is the charm. I am now going to tell you about the problem I have been having for the past couple of weeks, but promise me you will not apologize for the inconvinience caused to me.
Airtel Guy (clueless): What sir?
Me: Just don't say "Sorry" after i tell you my problem. I hate corporate's acting all human. okay?
AG: Okay sir! What is the problem sir?
Me: Well! The net doesnt work. Thats about it.
AG: Sir! We are extremely sorry for the inconvinience caused to you sir. Our technicians will call you in 4 hours sir.
Me: Aaaaaargh!!! Listen, don't fix my net. It's okay. I have decided I don't need a net. Am even training some carrier pigeons for sending our mail.
AG: Sir! you have outstanding balance of 570 for this month's bill. These are minimum charges sir. You have to clear that and send an email to our department asking for disconnection.
Me: Whaaaa??? In any case, I can't send any emails you moron!!!! Herz my deal! Am putting the phone and the modem outside along with the trash. If you guy can come here before the garbage pickup, you get the phone. Else the trash guy gets it.
AG: Sir! We are very sorry for the ...
I hung up.
Bottomline: No net. No bloggin.
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