Wednesday, February 14, 2007

My Valentine's Day

Was stuck in a Legal Compliance training all day… where they told us never to use the word ‘will’… ever… in any email or document. I cannot write ‘the sun will rise tomorrow’…. I need to say ‘Based on past occurrences, the Deloitte US Firms believe that there is a strong probability of the sun rising in the east tomorrow*.’


* Deloitte & Touche USA LLP and its Function Specific Subsidiaries assume that the world will not end today. This does not mean that the U.S. firms endorse the point that world may not end by 11PM tonight…


In short, don’t dare ask me how my valentine’s day went…

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