Thursday, July 05, 2007
Wednesday, July 04, 2007
Return of the undercover statistician
Statistician's first strike
- 390 people think they just had the next great idea
 - 9 actually did.
 - Only 1 will actually do something about it.
 - 4,002 people across Asia, Europe and North America fell in love right this moment.
 - 143,349 people across these continents fell out of love now!
 - All 147,351 of them are thrilled about it.
 - 146,384 people across the globe are wondering if their sexual fantasies actually mean they are perverts.
- 1,845 of them (including you) qualify as perverts.
 
 - 34,340 people are thinking of quitting their jobs.
 - Only 540 had the guts to do it.
 - 11 of them got fired before they could quit.
 - 11,345 are happy that they got away with a petty crime  
- 948 people are bummed out that they have been blamed for something they didn't do. Not this time.
 
 - 138 people across South India tried squeezing their toothpaste tube to get that last bit out.
 - All 128 got enough to brush for today.
 - 89 will get enough the day after.
 - 11 the day after that.
 - 74% of the people reading this blog will consider either clicking an Ad or voting in the poll.
 - 51% will do neither
 - 18% will vote on the poll
 - 1% will click the ad
 - 4% (which includes you) will do both.
 
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