Monday, January 29, 2007

Living Better #3

Part 1
Part 2

It has been sometime since I let you in on another one of my saucer of secrets to living better... This bit though was something I realized last Saturday in Bangalore (My cousin Prashi can vouch for that)

Every day, just once, when you feel like peeing, hold it in.

I repeat.

Hold it in.

Till you feel you can't hold it in any longer. Then (needless to say, but I must for legal reasons) rush to the loo and relieve yourself.

What you will lose in damage to your kidney and bladder you will have gained in sheer happiness. Trust me on this one. :-)

Thursday, January 25, 2007

A 2nd draft...

I complained earlier that I was not entirely satisfied with my 'nugget of wisdom'. It was too long and rambling, and I needed something short and spiffy. Let me know if this second draft of the message works..

If you want a relationship that lasts your lifetime, you better take up smoking.

Is this version better ? Would you have figured out what it means if you hadn't read my previous post? Let me know.