Ramblings of an undercover statistician

1. 436,401 people are saying "Working hard? Or hardly working?" and laughing at their ingenuity right now.

2. 16 people in Hyderabad city alone have bought the car sticker of a puppy peering from under a curtain in a hope that their car will be unique.

3. 1.31% of the world population will wonder if they are good kissers in the next 24 hours.

4. 1,259 people (with messy hands) are wondering how to turn on the futuristic looking tap in front of them right now.

5. Before this work day is over 149 people would have said "Oh..the email must be traveling to you right now..." and snicker to themselves.

6. 1,234,402 men are wondering right this moment, if size matters.

7. 19 women discovered that it does.

8. 2 people are trying to hard to remember your name.

9. 1 person is trying to remember your face.

10. 948 males took a peek at a cleavage this second and hoped nobody noticed.

11. 345 people noticed.

12. 456,932 people are re-reading their favourite part of their favourite book right now.

13. I am wondering, now, right this moment, if anyone is going to read this.