Statistician's first strike
- 390 people think they just had the next great idea
- 9 actually did.
- Only 1 will actually do something about it.
- 4,002 people across Asia, Europe and North America fell in love right this moment.
- 143,349 people across these continents fell out of love now!
- All 147,351 of them are thrilled about it.
- 146,384 people across the globe are wondering if their sexual fantasies actually mean they are perverts.
- 1,845 of them (including you) qualify as perverts.
- 34,340 people are thinking of quitting their jobs.
- Only 540 had the guts to do it.
- 11 of them got fired before they could quit.
- 11,345 are happy that they got away with a petty crime
- 948 people are bummed out that they have been blamed for something they didn't do. Not this time.
- 138 people across South India tried squeezing their toothpaste tube to get that last bit out.
- All 128 got enough to brush for today.
- 89 will get enough the day after.
- 11 the day after that.
- 74% of the people reading this blog will consider either clicking an Ad or voting in the poll.
- 51% will do neither
- 18% will vote on the poll
- 1% will click the ad
- 4% (which includes you) will do both.
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